The Simpsons of College Football

From hey jenny slater.

http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005_11_27_heyjennyslater_archive.html

Penn State: Abe SimpsonOld school. Older-than-old school. At times they almost make you worry they're losing it, but even then they demand your respect. After all, have you won 357 D-IA games or fought with the Flying Hellfish in WWII? No? Then STFU, whippersnapper! (Came up with this independent of commenters, but since corroborated by numerous people.)